I feel like everyone has that special someone in their lives that marches to the beat of their own drum and is the epitome of girly goodness. I know that one of my best friends is a lover of all things mystical and pink and sparkly. For someone like that, Mugsby’s Unicorn Spirit Animal mug is the perfect gift. Or heck, maybe it’s you. Rock it and embrace it, sister!
I mean, I can sit here and tell you some more awesome shit to put inside this mug, or, I can give you some super punny unicorn jokes? You choose. But, spoiler alert, if you don’t want jokes, you may want to stop reading.
What did the unicorn tell the carrot? …..You-no-corn!
What do unicorns call their fathers? …… “Pop” corn!
Why didn’t the unicorn join the military? …. She didn’t want to wear a uni-form
What do unicorns eat for breakfast? …. Lucky Charms!
What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? …..one is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast!
What do you call a smart unicorn? ….the “A” corn!
Cue all the belly laughs, right? I love the idea of turning this mug into the quintessential girly-girl mug, complete with fun colored confetti inside, bright colorful candy, and a glittery ribbon tied around the top of it. The good news is that every order you place with Mugsby is already packaged with half of that. Ya’ll can kind of see I’m obsessed with teal, right? Each mug is delivered to your door filled with teak confetti, and wrapped with a cellophane tied up with a ribbon. Add on a colorful candy layer on top of the confetti, and you’ve got the perfect gift for your unicorn loving friend.
So tell me, if you had to choose YOUR spirit animal, what would it be?
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